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What am I going to say??
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 Once, the people of the city invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to....
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Posted by admin on Wednesday, December 07 @ 07:09:57 CST (581 reads)
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Walnuts and Pumkins
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| One hot day, Nasruddin was taking it easy in the shade of a walnut tree. After a time, he started eying speculatively, the huge pumpkins growing on vines and the small walnuts growing on a majestic tree. Sometimes I just can't understand the ways of God! he mused. Imagine letting tiny walnuts grow on so majestic a tree and huge pumpkins on the delicate vines!
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 14:43:20 CST (563 reads)
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Which Sheikh do you follow?
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| A man was was walking across a bridge one day, and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. The man said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well...
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 12:25:26 CST (574 reads)
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Never Satisfied
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| Two friends met in the street. One looked sad and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey my friend, how come you look like the whole world has caved in?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me 50-thousand dollars." "That's not bad at all...!"....
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 09:39:00 CST (522 reads)
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The Mullah and the Donkey
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| One day, one of Mullah Nasruddin's friend came over and wanted to borrow his donkey for a day or two. Mullah, knowing his friend, was not kindly inclined to the request, and came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey.
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 09:32:39 CST (429 reads)
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First Desi President
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Did you hear the one about the first Muslim desi president?
At the inauguration somebody told his mother, "You must be very proud of your son," and she answered, "The president? He's alright. But his brother's a doctor!"
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 09:18:51 CST (297 reads)
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Our Fair Share
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| One day after Jummah, three men who worked inside the Masjid were counting collections taken after Jummah for the week. Their Imam had gone away to Hajj so they didn?t know exactly how to divide the money. They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God and themselves.
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 08:58:10 CST (315 reads)
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Skipping Jummah
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| An Imam was feeling bored one Friday and decided to take the day off away from the Masjid. He told the assistant Imam he wasn't feeling well and drove off. He stopped at a golf course about forty miles away (so that no one would know him.)
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 08:39:39 CST (361 reads)
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If Allah Wills
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| Nasruddin was determined to be decisive and efficient. one day he told his wife he would plow his largest field on the far side of the river and be back for a big dinner. She urged him to say, "If Allah is willing."
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 08:31:10 CST (322 reads)
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The Imam Resigning
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| An Imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" The kind hearted Imam said...
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Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 06 @ 08:14:28 CST (314 reads)
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